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GIG POSTERS

POSTERS

I've designed over 200 posters for shows over the last 7 or so years and most of them are available to buy from me. These aren't bullshitty limited-edition-fifty-quid-a-pop-screen-printed-but-yet-never-used-to-actually-promote-a-gig-Americanised-merch-nonsense. These are posters made first and foremost to promote the shows in question, they were printed up at the time and plastered over venue walls, pub toilets and other exciting places. I even put one on a guy's back once and let him walk round Nottingham with it for a day before he noticed. That's another story though.

I started re-printing these in small numbers a few years back. They're all a little larger than A3 in size (somewhere around 310mm wide by 430 mm high give our take a few mmmmmms) and they fit very pleasingly into a standard clip frame from Wilkos. They're litho-printed using a machine that cost a million pounds. This isn't a joke, it really cost a million pounds. Needless to say, I don't own it. It lays the colours down as pure tones meaning these look absolutely perfect, bright, vibrant and flawless. They're also printed on various types on heavy paper stock, usually Splendorgel (if you're in the business). That means very thick, matt-textured paper if you're not. They look and feel (and smell) tremendous.

As the largest mid-digit to the boutique poster industry that I can muster, I try and sell these at the lowest price I can do without losing tons of money so that means they are:

£5 EACH or ANY 3 FOR £12

Plus postage to your part of the planet which is: £2.50 in the UK and £3.50 elsewhere.

I accept the wonderful rip-off Paypal (though ask that we split the fees they impose if that's cool), cheque or glorious cash. Bear in mind I have limited numbers of some of these so if you want to send a cheque or cash then bear in mind it has to be first come first served so please list alternatives. I guess that's the benefit of paying instantly with Paypal. I knew there had to be one benefit...

I post them in a compact, sturdy tube and I always throw in some freebies too. I have thousands of posters in a box that have been left over from shows, they might be a bit crumpled or have some marks but they're free – perfect for decorating that mouldy bathroom!

Here's a quick and by no means comprehensive list of some of the bands I have designed posters for:

ACID MOTHERS TEMPLE ADRIAN CROWLEYAKRON / FAMILY ALASDAIR ROBERTS ARAB STRAP ARCWELDER FLOUR BRICK LAYER CAKE PW LONG AWESOME COLOR TWISTED NERVE DJ SCOTCH EGG ROLO TOMASSI BARDO POND BIC RUNGA BILGE PUMP BILLY MAHONIE BIRCHVILLE CAT MOTEL BIRD BLOBS BLACK DICE BOHREN UND DER CLUB OF GORE BONNIE PRINCE BILLY BORIS MANATEES BROKEN FAMILY BAND CARLA BOZULICH CHARALAMBIDES CHARLOTTEFIELD CHIN UP CHIN UP CHRIS BROKAW CHRIS LEO (LAPSE/VAN PELT) COMETS ON FIRE COUGHS CRYPTACIZE CURTAINS CURTIS ELLER DANIEL HIGGS DAVID THOMAS BROUGHTON DEAD MEADOW CASS MCCOMBS DEERHOOF DOCKTOR COCACOLA MCDONALDS DUSTY RHODES & THE RIVER BAND DURACELL ECONOLINE ELEPHANT MICAH ENABLERS ENON ERASE ERRATA THE EVENS EX MODELS LOVVERS FLOWER AND CORSANO FOG FUCK BUTTONS FUGAZI GANG GANG DANCE GET HUSTLE GREG HAINES GROUPER GROWING HAWK & A HACKSAW HELLA HERMAN DUNE HOSPITALS HOT SNAKES HOWLIN' RAIN MAGIK MARKERS PAPIER TIGRE I'M BEING GOOD JACK ROSE JACKIE O MOTHERFUCKERJAMIE T JOAN AS POLICEWOMAN JOAN OF ARC LICHENS LIGHTNING BOLT THE LOCUST LORDS LOVE AS LAUGHTER LOW MATES OF STATE MEDICATIONS MELT BANANA MONOTONIX MUDHONEY MV & EE MEDICINE SHOW THE NEW YEAR THE NEW YORK FUND NUMBERS ONEIDA OWLS PAPER CHASE PARADISE ISLAND PART CHIMP PELICAN THESE ARMS ARE SNAKES PISSED JEANS PIT ER PAT QUI THE RESEARCH WE ARE THE PHYSICS SCORCES SCOUT NIBLETT SIC ALPS SINCABEZA SOUVARIS SIX ORGANS OF ADMITTANCE SODASTREAM SOEZA SON VOLT STANLEY BRINKS SUNBURNED HAND OF THE MAN TALIBAM! TED LEO THALIA ZEDEK THANKSGIVING TIMES NEW VIKING TODD TRANS AM TRUMANS WATER UNIT AMA USA IS A MONSTER VIALKA WEIRD WAR WILCO WILLIAM E WHITMORE WIVES

As well as limited prints of illustration work for magazines like PLAN B

All of them can be seen in this Flickr gallery here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sumlin/sets/72157594212951999/

Or better still why not have a look at:

THE COMPLETE ONLINE CATALOGUE TYPE THING

Any questions, or to order, email me at: honeyisfunnyATfastmailDOTfm

(replace the AT with @ and the DOT with a dot!)




VIEW ALL MY GIG POSTERS AS THUMBNAILS IN THIS HANDY CATALOGUE

VIEW ALL MY GIG POSTERS AND ARTWORK BY CLICKING THIS HERE SENTENCE WHICH WILL TAKE YOU TO A NICE, WELL ORDERED GALLERY AT MY FLICKR PAGE...


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FREELANCE GRAPHICS & ILLUSTRATION

I do lots of graphic design and illustration work too, a random selection of which is shown below. I have a Blog that I will be updating with current work (among other things) here:

http://honeyisfunny.blogspot.com

Some of the work shown is available to buy as a limited edition A3-sized print as well.

I am usually quite busy but am always keen to take on new work: my rates are exceptionally cheap and I am happy to discuss anything you have in mind that might require an illustration-based solution.

I also work closely with several very skilled photographers should you wish to incorporate a mixture of graphic and photographic material in a piece of work.

Email me at: honeyisfunny(AT)fastmail(DOT)fm


Click the image to go to Flickr where you can see it big...

Mock-up of LP025

CD sleeve for "Aversions" by Gareth Hardwick

STRATEGY "ELECTRIC SOUP" FRONT STRATEGY "ELECTRIC SOUP" Back

Sleeve for "Electric Soup" EP by Strategy

INNER SLEEVE

Inside of CD Digipak for Beyond This Point Are Monsters

THE SLOW LIFE - "BE NOT AFRAID" - MockupTHE SLOW LIFE - "BE NOT AFRAID" - Mockup THE SLOW LIFE - "BE NOT AFRAID" - Mockup

CD sleeve for "Be Not Afraid" by The Slow Life

PLAN B JUNE 2008

Illustration for Plan B Magazine

LEFT LION XMAS COVER

Front cover for Left Lion Magazine Xmas Edition 2008

Illustration 2

Illustration for film poster 2008

ENERGIMOLLA ENERGIMOLLA WINTER 09

Programme posters/promotional images for Energimolla, Kongsberg, Norway

SISTER ROSETTA THARPE

Illustration of Sister Rosetta Tharpe for Plan B Magazine

DR COKACOLAMCDONALDSDOKTOR COCACOLAMCDONALDS

Promotional images for comedian Doktor Cocacolamcdonalds

Dobermann Website Mock-up

Website graphics for the band Dobermann

CREVECOEUR ARTWORK

LP sleeve for Crevecoeur

Colour Logo w/text

Logo for Concrete Cinema

TUPOLEV GHOST T-shirts

T-shirt design for The Tupolev Ghost

"PROJECT: DEATH" FRONT

Hey Colossus CD sleeve


FRANK ROBINSON

Cover image for Left Lion Magazine


GUITARMAGEDDONTHE LOCUST "NEW ERECTIONS" FINAL DESIGN
PLAN B JUNE 2007Illustration

Illustrations for Plan B Magazine


WEDDING INVITATION

Wedding invitation for Matthew Tagney & Kerry Carson


"DARKNESS" - Front & CD

Album packaging for Low Point Recordings (hand-screened by I Dress Myself)


TRIGGER 7

Illustration for Trigger Arts in Derby







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E O M

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WALLET UPDATE 2007: I retired another wallet. Give it a click to see what was inside...



Here's the old retired wallet from 2004. Click on it to see the contents.




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