PRINCIPAL LORDS



Lord Philippe Jean Welding
Guitass, Bassar, Triumphant Vocalisations, Drummage
Lord Philippe has also played in SCHEMA, MANRAE, WOLVES!(OF GREECE), I AM SPARTACUS, DAMO SUZUKI'S NETWORK, OUR LADY STAR OF THE SEA and GREAT BEAR
He is a qualified teacher and teaches photography as well as the lost art of L O V E. Enjoys ales. Smokes. Owns a monkey. Is a photographer of much skill



Lord Elvin Beetham Wallace
Drummage, Riddim, Horse Based Vocalisations
Lord Elvin has also played hard in TWINKIE, AQUA VISTA, DAMO SUZUKIS NETWORK, FELIX and DEVELOPMENT OF SHAPE. He is a fine surfer, an amazing chef and has a newly discovered love of drinking. Enjoys chong.



Lord Christophe Gordon Sumlin
Guitass, Bassar, Horn Of The Lord, Organism, Supportive Vocalisations
Lord Sumlins guitar has tickled REYNOLDS, WOLVES!(OF GREECE), LAST OF THE REAL HARDMEN, FELIX, ECONOLINE, DAMO SUZUKIS NETWORK and ECONOMY OF MOTION. He is a poster designer and enjoys booze of all kinds and heavyweight, starchy food.


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Lord Christopher Tree
Man Of Many Horns
Lord Christopher is a regular Lords addition in the studio and live, contributing clarinet, tenor sax and soprano sax. He can play anything. We look forward to showing him the next record and watching him record it while we go to the pub. He is a member of Chris-Martin



Dean Jay Dean
Master Of Sound
Despite Dean Jay's reputation as a fat slobbering pervert, he managed to craft our pathetic ramblings into wonderful studio recordings at Dubrek , his studio with assistance from...



Lord Ollie Toogood
Lord of Sound Problems
Lord Toogood is the common sense behind Dubrek. A man who, if you say "Arses. The ground loop hum on my vintage amp is creating a problem, shitteth the bed Ollie, what's a man to do?", will reply "I'll make a tea, it'll be sorted by the time you've drunk it"



Lady Lucky Chua
Celling, being demanding
Aka Lady Muck. Lady Chua added her own unique instrument, the Celling, to our album. The Celling has 42 strings and can make people cry. She plays less exotic instruments in her band Felix with Lords Christophe and Elvin.



Lord Markus Zimms
Rhythmical sauce
Markus is an electronic genius and has played in over 200 bands. Some of which are/were BROWN OWL, BOB TILTON, DIESEL VS STEAM, CAPSTAN, THE LAPSE, OUR LADY STAR OF THE SEA, GREAT BEAR. He makes his own music under the name PRINTS and is a recording engineer and soundman of much excellence having manned the faders for everyone from THE MAGIC BAND to BONNIE PRINCE BILLY.



The Heirs
Hamonisations
A popular 3 piece vocal ensemble featuring Emily, Nicole and Gabrielle Cross. After realligning the planets with their amazing contribution to our album, they shocked the rock world by announcing their immediate retirement.



Mademoiselles Esther and Jo
Beauty tones
Esther and Jo's beauty tones were added to our album to offset the raw weight of Lord Philippes voice. They normally wail in Beats Capri



Lord John Wilson of The Dogs
Cooorrrrrrrr-net
Lord Wilson added a splendid cornet part to a song for our album and then we decided we didn't like the song. We thought for a while that we'd just keep the cornet part but then decided that was stupid. Therefore our next record will have Lord Wilson's cornet all over it like a dirty rash. When not copying Lord Sumlin by living in Australia, John can be found playing guitar in Spin Spin The Dogs



Lord Martin Lowe, Doctor of drum problems
Banisher of drum hassles
Lord Lowe is a qualified drum doctor. With him on board broken sticks and drum pedals are laughed at. Can occasionally be seen relieving Lord Elvin at times of great duress by leaping onto the drums to complete songs. Lord Lowe plays with Lord Tree in Chris-Martin



Lord Joseph Mask
Provider of righteous tone
We give our broken amplifiers to Joe Mask, he takes them away for upwards of 18 months, gets drunk, arses about, rests mugs of tea on them, draws penises on the circuit board and then gives us them back. The next gig, they blow up again and the cycle returns to the start. The pain is worth it because occasionally we are blessed with amazing amp sound.



Lord Kushal D of the Isle of Mauritius
Lungs
Lord Kushal once played a gig with Lords and provided vocals for the songs without any and thus inspired Philippe to new lung-based heights. Kushal was once a Designer Baby but now is master of his own manor in the city of Bristol. He is pictured here with an Ape. Of course I'm not being rude, it's the girl from The Apes innit.